To the Sixes

Found this in an old email. I'd forgotten that in 2006 I made a submission to IGN's "Use Your Delusion" weekly contest. Basically, you had to come up with a way Batman could beat "X" (for example: the Sun, Superman, Jessica Alba's no-nudity clause). In this case, IGN challenged its readers to find a way for Batman to beat Chuck Norris. Oddest of all, my entry actually won.

Just for reference, the title IGN gave my submission always makes me smile.

I've copied it below, corrected only for tense errors.
( How WOULD Batman beat Chuck Norris? )