To the Sixes

So, yeah, I haven't updated The Ineffable Crossover since March. The reason has been that the next chapter was supposed to be light-hearted parody of "Thousand Shinji / The Open Door" but it came off as mean more than anything else. And I hadn't intended that. So I'm throwing out the last chapter and writing a new one.

As a sneak preview, the crossovers involved in the next chapter will include "A House of Leaves", "Donald in Mathmagic Land", and "Inglourious Basterds".

Found this in an old email. I'd forgotten that in 2006 I made a submission to IGN's "Use Your Delusion" weekly contest. Basically, you had to come up with a way Batman could beat "X" (for example: the Sun, Superman, Jessica Alba's no-nudity clause). In this case, IGN challenged its readers to find a way for Batman to beat Chuck Norris. Oddest of all, my entry actually won.

Just for reference, the title IGN gave my submission always makes me smile.

I've copied it below, corrected only for tense errors.
( How WOULD Batman beat Chuck Norris? )

Here's the complete, first chapter of "The Ineffable Crossover", my Good Omens / Evangelion crossover.

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